I'm taking these off of my Facebook profile because they're all from high school and don't really apply anymore, but they've been on my account for as long as I can remember and I didn't want to just delete them. So I'm posting them here for safe keeping.
- Mrs. Fletcher, 2.18.09
"In fact, I'm gonna eat him."
- Plymouth, 3.20.09
Emily: That is my goal in life.
Jenna: To be killed by natives?
"Gotta look up Hornbuckle."
- Mrs. Fletcher, 4.15.09
"Emily, get real."
- Tyler, 4.22.09
"So now I'm the leader of the Horse People."
- Mr. Martin, 5.5.09
Jermaine: It's always excuses with you. Who goes to an odd number, anyway?
Mr. Redecker: ...Ten is an even number.
"Patience, my young Padawan."
- Stephanie, 7.24.09
"She's so determined to figure out who Tobey Yum Yum is."
- Karlee, 8.13.09
"So if you can't swim and you know you can't swim, get a calculator."
- Mr. Petty, 8.25.09
Aristotle: What kind of a name is Avogadro?
Mrs. Chapman: Well, it's kind of like ARISTOTLE.
"Miley Cyrus is my kryptonite."
- Mr. Christopher, 9.24.09
Mr. Petty: So when do you eat ice cream?
Student: On a boat.
"Not everything in life will be given to you in moles."
- Mrs. Chapman (aka "Cougar"), 10.21.09
"I'm comfortable enough in my manhood to wear these underpants."
- Lauren Smith, 10.24.09
Mrs. Chapman: You scared the crap outta me!
Landon: I thought it was pee?
Mrs. Chapman: Both. It was a messy day.
"Now, here's some string. Start making us shoes."
- Mr. Toney, 11.18.09
"I'm kind of worried about my sanity today."
- Mrs. Chapman, 11.??.09
"You can trust us; we're the Germans."
-Mr. Toney, 11.23.09
"You never know when you might need a shady spoon."
- Allison Lucas, 12.24.09
"If I had a bra, I'd take it off!"
- Karlee, 12.26.09
"The Amish people are staring at us!"
- Jenna, 1.5.10
"If I used John Smith (by the way, he's a popular author) and his book "I Hate Kites," then I would say, "John Smith, in his legendary book 'I Hate Kites,' says, '...blah blah blah, kites are stupid.'"
- Mr Noble, 4.14.10